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Jeez, Lamar!
What is it, Boss?
There’s a really, really long, gross, black hair in my lunch! Where the hell did you go for this take-out?
Uttar Pradesh, Boss! I know a really cheap roadside stall there.
But that’s in… Well, I guess it certainly explains why it took you four days to get back here to Orlando with it.
I’m surprised you’re not enjoying the food, Boss. My friend, Floyd, takes good care of me, and he’s there all the time, cooking, combing his moustache, cooking, combing his moustache, cooking, combing his moustache…
Lamar, what’s this little thing I just bit down on in my slaw?
Looks the the tooth of a comb, Boss. It’s red and it’s plastic… Very strange.
We’ve got us a real mystery here, Boss! Tomorrow I’m goin’ to Shanghai for lunch!
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Sambhunath Gaur, 51, who works at a roadside eatery stall, combs his moustache at Noida, located in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh July 11, 2011. REUTERS/Parivartan Sharma
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what’s with this Snidely Whiplash fascination, BG?
on the bright side, if he does start to go bald he can have a really interesting comb over
If he’d just use some heavy duty hair gel on it, and learn to wiggle his nose, he could use his moustache for turn signals!
That’s a mustache? Looks more like a Wookie has attached itself to the side of his head.
is Sambhunath looking at his reflection in a side view mirror? OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
Hmm.. i bet he’s trying to shape the moustache like a NIKE Swoosh…with a little bit of imagination, that stretched out part looks just like the swoosh to me.
Now be fair, when he’s cooking, maybe he wears a beard snood.