News, but not the serious kind
So what’s the worst that could happen?
Sarge, if it’s okay with you, I’m gonna take a little cigarette break.
Okay Lonnie, there’s not much goin’ on here right now. Say, are you just gonna stand that rocket-propelled grenade up on end like that?
I see. Hey Lon, if that’s the case, can you move over another 200 yards to our special Standing RPG Cigarette Break section?
Over here, Sarge?
Little farther, Lon! Okay, that’s good. You know, if it topples over, it could take out that filling station over yonder. Or maybe it could fall in your own direction…
I guess that’s true, Sarge. You’re damned if ya do, and damned if ya don’t… Say, you think I should give up smokin’?
I wouldn’t over-think that if I were you, Lonnie…
A rebel fighter sits at a checkpoint as rebels fight in Al-Qawalish in the western mountains of Libya July 13, 2011. REUTERS/Ammar Awad