News, but not the serious kind
Oh honey, I’m home!
Blog Guy, you used to offer useful tips on how people can tell if they’ve made a bad career choice. Can you please do some more of those?
Look at yourself in a full-length mirror. If all you can see are bees crawling over every inch of your face and body, you may have chosen poorly on career day.
I was afraid of that, Blog Guy. That’s exactly what I see. But at least I am wearing swimming goggles and I have some sort of cigarette filters jammed in my nose.
I’m afraid that doesn’t change the fact that you wear bees for a living.
But the job sounded so glamorous! How was I to know?
Cripes, did you NEVER watch a cartoon in your life? Take a look at this actual screen grab from genuine Yogi Bear footage and you’ll see the true nature of bees.
I would never stoop to such a cheap and easy pun, except to save my loyal blog commenters from the embarrassment of using it themselves.
Top: Beekeeper Lv Kongjiang, 20, stands with bees covering his body on a weighing scale during a “bee-attracting” competition against fellow beekeeper Wang Dalin in Shaoyang, Hunan province July 16, 2011. Wang and Lv competed by standing on a scale wearing only a pair of shorts and using queen bees they reared to attract other bees onto their bodies. Wang won the competition after attracting 57 pounds of bees on his body in 60 minutes, local media reported. REUTERS/China Daily
Left: Beekeeper Wang Dalin, 42, stands with bees partially covering his body during “bee-attracting” competition. REUTERS/China Daily