No, wait! I wanted the FUN seats!
Blog Guy, I’m a faithful reader of your blog and I’m hoping you can use your influence to get me tickets to the Copa America soccer matches now underway in Argentina.
I guess I could pull a few strings. Let’s see, looks like I can put you in Peru’s section, in some really fine seats.
Er, Peru? I had really hoped to sit with Paraguay’s fans. Can you handle that?
Um, let’s see, I do have some pretty good seats left in Uruguay’s section. I think their fans are a lot of fun.
Uruguay, huh? No, I really, really am interested in Paraguay’s team.
I mean, I know there are a lot of hot models in that section, but they’re all wearing those flesh-colored rectangles my readers hate so much…
Just give me the tickets, Blog Guy. I’ll take my chances.
Top left: Peruvian fan reacts after Uruguay’s second goal in their semi-final soccer match at the Copa America in La Plata, July 19, 2011. REUTERS/Marcos Brindicci
Top right: Uruguay fans await the start of their semi-final soccer match against Peru at the Copa America in La Plata, July 19, 2011. REUTERS/Enrique Marcarian
Bottom left: Paraguayan model Patty Orue poses with fans before the start of the quarter-final soccer match between Paraguay and Brazil at the Copa America in La Plata, July 17, 2011. REUTERS/Jorge Adorno
Bottom right: Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme poses before the semi-final soccer match between Venezuela and Paraguay at the Copa America in Mendoza July 20, 2011. REUTERS/Henry Romero