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July 24, 2011

Lamar, can I see you in my office?

Sure Boss, what’s up?

Uh, when I asked you to set up a designer dress shop, I had something a little different in mind. I count four dresses here. That’s it.

Too many, Boss? I gotcha, keep the customers wanting more. We’ll move half of them back to the storeroom.

There IS no storeroom, you imbecile! You’ve got four dresses, all the same size, hanging in our only room! What the hell are those brown cartons, Lamar?

Accessories, I suppose, but we’d have to open them to find out, and the clerk is on a break.

A break from what? Hanging up four dresses? Why is he reading a newspaper?

I’d guess he’s looking for a job with less stress, Boss. I’m thinkin’ about it myself….

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A man reads newspapers inside his newly opened shop at the China Town complex, a $128.6 million building project with Chinese and Turkish investors in Afumati village, on the outskirts of Bucharest, July 19, 2011. REUTERS/Bogdan Cristel

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is Mother Marcus his target demographic? If not, I don’t see this business doing very well.

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Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive

I’ll never BEE stylish, alas. I’m thinking I like white tee shirt and jeans a whole lot more than the, uh, cutting edge dresses.

An aluminum foil outfit and a dab of BBQ sauce behind the ears could work today.

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

Nothing like a foil dress,
and a walk in the summer sun.
Pass the bottle of BBQ sauce
and wake me when I’m done…

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

Those are dresses?

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive

I was thinking they were big shirts.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

Kinda looks like dude is sitting on an invisible chair.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

I want a peek inside those boxes, if they actually hold accessories…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Shra – did you notice the fab AB. There’s just one and it’s on the big side. I know you prefer them in six-packs but this fellow’s all Lamar could find.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

Malt, that is precisely the reason I didnt look at him… my Mr.Fab Abs, should at least have 2!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

@ Shra…Amen, sister.
@Malteser…Abs don’t come in the singular…That’s a “spare tire,” NOT a Fab Ab.

Posted by Moonshine | Report as abusive

Shra, Moonshine…you women are so hard to please. No wonder BG panders mostly to us male readers! :)

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

BG pander? How dare you suggest that…I think not!

Posted by Moonshine | Report as abusive

Malt, women are not hard to please at all!
Ask anyon.. any woman!

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Oh come on, you have diamonds as your best friends, while we get dogs. If that ain’t proof enough, what is?

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

I think dogs are my best friends…
No matter what, they are always always pleased to see me..
even if I am grumpy as heck, all they need to do to make me squeal with laughter is drag their big sloppy, stinky tongue over my face.
Diamonds, pretty to look at, cost way too much, all anxious that they could be stolen…
too much hassle with diamonds I say..

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive