Comments on: If Lego made shoes for women… News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 By: REDruin Wed, 27 Jul 2011 13:24:41 +0000 So, now you don’t have to hit someone with your stillettos, or throw them…you can swing them as a flail or launch them like a swingshot.
Let’s hear it for improvements in women’s self-defense!


By: Malteser Wed, 27 Jul 2011 11:48:54 +0000 Such shoes are ideal for protests in Hungary. Think of the ammunition you’d get! You could throw each module separately! 08/09/22/youre-sure-were-supposed-to-thr ow-these/

By: GeorgiaPeach Wed, 27 Jul 2011 11:26:04 +0000 LOL @ Onedoor vaulting pieces over the cubicle walls

thanks, Moon! I’m with you, I love shoes…but they get kicked off under my desk, in the car, and as soon as I get home.

BG – I agree with Shra. This does NOT constitute pandering to your female readers. Between this and Mr. Flab Abs selling dresses (allegedly) 11/07/24/store-wide-sale-everything-must -go/ grrrrr

By: Shra Wed, 27 Jul 2011 06:23:41 +0000 Right, Georgia gets her fair share of the section with Spin and JC…
As much as I love shoes, I cant bring myself to fancy these..
You really are not pleasing me, BG..

By: Moonshine Wed, 27 Jul 2011 00:02:06 +0000 …of course, here in NC, we doff shoes at the drop of a hat.

By: Moonshine Tue, 26 Jul 2011 23:54:52 +0000 Absolutely INSPIRED, GeorgiaPeach. I humbly doff my shoes to you.

By: Moonshine Tue, 26 Jul 2011 23:54:51 +0000 Absolutely INSPIRED, GeorgiaPeach. I humbly doff my shoes to you.

By: Onedoor Tue, 26 Jul 2011 22:43:03 +0000 @spin: Oooh, Mr. Potato Head shoes! Or in this case, Mrs. Potato Head shoes. Where are those charming eyes and her little hat?

By: Onedoor Tue, 26 Jul 2011 22:41:09 +0000 The young lady’s dress is much nicer than the shoes.

Oh, I sure wish I had a pair of those shoes! Think of the fun it would be to launch those goofy parts into someone else’s cube with the rubber band. Nothing like a brain showing up in your inbox. I know I could use one!

By: GeorgiaPeach Tue, 26 Jul 2011 22:39:44 +0000 You keep sayin’ you’ve got somethin’ for me.
Somethin’ you call shoes but confess
You’ve been shoppin’ where Mr. Potato Head does his shoppin’
and now you want to give me what’s left.

There’s no way rubber bands & plastic can make a stylish shoe
But I’m sure I can make something that’ll walk right out on you.

You keep justifyin’ when you oughta be apologizin’
and you keep losin’ when you oughta not bet.
You keep samin’ when you oughta be changin’.
What’s right is right, but you ain’t been right yet.

This plastic crap ain’t made for walkin’
But I’ll make a bet with you
I’m sure I can make something you’ll be sorry that I threw!

You keep talkin’ but maybe you should turn away
and you keep thinkin’ that you’ll get one more chance.
Silicon bands & plasitc make a nice trebuchet.
Now let’s see how fast you can prance.

This stuff made a decent weapon & I’m ready to put it to use
I’ll give you to the count of…1…2…3…VAMOOSE!

Are you ready, boy? Start runnin’!

😀 hey, check it! That’s 258 uses 😀

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