News, but not the serious kind
Who’s more fun than drunk people?
Really? I guess that’s one way to go. I would highly recommend Ukraine, then.
I suspect so. The country’s environment minister has found it necessary to “free all bears kept in restaurants for entertainment purposes.”
Bears? In restaurants for entertainment purposes? I don’t get it.
Yes. Apparently drunken customers make the poor creatures drink vodka for laughs.
Wow, thanks! That place sounds like Dumbass Central! I know you love animals, so you must think freeing these bears is a fine idea.
Of course, although I’d approach it a bit differently. I think I’d keep the bears in the restaurants along with the drunks for a few more days, but…
Starting tonight, their restraints would be made of flimsy papier-mâché. Then we’ll see where those vodka bottles end up.
Top: Brown bear cub Medo plays near a tree in Podvrh village, central Slovenia June 1, 2011. REUTERS/Srdjan Zivulovic
Right: A grizzly bear stands up at the St-Felicien Wildlife Zoo in St-Felicien, Quebec, September 24, 2008. REUTERS/Mathieu Belanger