News, but not the serious kind
Cashing in on My Good Name?
Blog Guy, I know you’re busy designing the next generation Basler BT-70 aircraft, but I may want to buy a plane before you have a chance to test your new model.
Never mind. Anyway, the current Basler BT-67 seems very cool and just what I need, but I saw the list of options and I have a few questions.
Sure. Did you see the options on our cocktail napkins, or did you see the place mat?
It was a glossy place mat, similar to the kind Boeing uses to show off their options.
Anyway, I notice on the wings and the tail it says “metal control surfaces.” What would be my other alternative, besides the metal?
Er, okay. The place mat shows some “side-facing” seats with their back to the windows.
Sometimes on my planes it’s best not to be looking out, if you catch my drift.
It appears there are two lavatory options?
Yes. Be a sport and go for the indoor one.
One more thing. It says here, “Cargo Winch.”
That’s a typo. It should be “Cargo Wench.” That would be Hulga. Don’t make eye contact with her.
Well, not really, but I’ve got the name and I’m eager. I’m sure the Home Office in Oshkosh will be calling any day now. I need to go catch some fish so I’ll be ready.
Fish? I don’t understand.
Sure! For the Basler Turbot Conversions!
Basler Airlines photos by a loyal blog reader