News, but not the serious kind
Michele Bachmann, the wurst winner ever?
“I am Ioway born and bred, and on Ioway corn I’m fed…” **
Are you serious? She ate a corn dog in public. How could anybody top that?
I mean, sure, Romney ate a porkchop on a stick, but nobody really put it on the line like Bachmann did.
I don’t believe I’m familiar with corn dogs. What’s in them?
I suppose it’s a mixture of corn and dog, but don’t hold me to that. It’s just a guess.
You really think it’s that big a deal?
It’s a game-changer. Look at her. She’s now the Lucy Riccardo of the Republican race, and everybody loves Lucy…
Republican presidential candidate and Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann reacts as she puts mustard on a corn dog at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines, Iowa August 12, 2011.
REUTERS photos by Daniel Acker
** Lyrics from “All I Owe Ioway,” from “State Fair”