Honey, I’m on my way!
Blog Guy, you know that place in Siberia you say is the goofiest place on earth? I think you call it Wackytown, and you organize tours there.
Sure. Krasnoyarsk. There’s no other place like it. You should come with us. What are you looking for?
Well, this is kind of delicate. I like to go where I can find a little honey, if you take my meaning. I love my wife, but, you know…
Wait. Um, are we talking about…
You’re a man of the world, Blog Guy. Do I have to spell it out? I need something sweet, if you catch my drift … Does Wackytown have what I’m looking for?
I believe they do. I can arrange an introduction for you to the Honey Club over there.
They have a CLUB? Man, Krasnoyarsk is one swinging place! I’ve just wired you my non-refundable $4,000 deposit! Tell the Honey Club that Slick Jimmy is on his way!
Okay. Let the good times roll…
Enthusiasts gather to drink medovukha, an alcholic honey based drink similar to mead, during a meeting of the Honey Club in Russia’s Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, August 13, 2011. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin