Abe! How’s life at your Gettysburg address?

August 18, 2011

Blog Guy, is it just me, or am I seeing lots of photos of Abraham Lincoln in the news these days?

Yes, I’ve noticed it, too. Most recently with presidential candidate Michele Bachmann greeting a Lincoln lookalike at a Republican dinner in Iowa a couple of days ago.

Bachmann? Isn’t she the one who offered a “happy birthday” message to Elvis Presley this week, even though it’s the anniversary of his death?

Yep, that’s her.

Well, anyway, Lincoln was a Republican, so I guess he’d feel right at home at a party gathering today.

Uh, yeah. Except he asserted Washington’s might over individual states, meddling with their right to secede from the Union, interfering with their slaves, stuff like that.

Oh. But still, the Tea Party folks are compatible with Lincoln on the subject of taxation, huh?

The personal income tax began under Lincoln. He needed the money to pay for a war to show the South that Washington could keep them in the country whether they liked it or not.

Oh, dear. Well, still, Bachmann seems willing to let bygones be bygones, with a nice warm smile and hug.

Do we have any idea what she’s saying to Abe  Lincoln here?

Yes, I believe she said, “Happy birthday, Elvis!”

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Top and left and right: Republican presidential candidate and Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann greets a man dressed as former U.S. President Abraham Lincoln at the Republicans of Black Hawk County Dinner in Waterloo, Iowa, August 14, 2011. REUTERS/Jim Young

Bottom left: Civil War reenactors of Abe Lincoln and Mary Todd Lincoln pose for a photo with a visitor to Manassas, Virginia July 21, 2011. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque

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In Maltese, “bahh” (pronounced with hard H) is a slang word for empty, or missing. I guess, if one pronounced Bach(bahh)mann as I think it should be, then her surname suits her.

Knowledge? Bahh.
Dumb stuff? Present…

Let the good times (rock and) roll.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

Oh dear, sounds like she will gel well with Bush…

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

I have a horrible feeling she’s singing ‘Happy Birthday, Mr. President’, a la Marilyn Monroe.

It also looks like Shelly really digs guys with funky beards. Maybe someone ought to suggest she pay a visit to krasnoyarsk?
Preferrably a one-way visit.
Maybe we could get a special Basler Air flight for her?

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive

thanks to Nosmo, she will forever be BTO to me 😛

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive

In that second photo, is Abe about to slap some sense into her? We can only hope…

Posted by slick9 | Report as abusive

I always thought Abe’s hat was taller than that. I’m disappointed now.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive

@Slick9 – Can’t be. He hasn’t got enough of a windup…

Posted by AllThatJazz | Report as abusive

Blame his haberdasher…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

Abe’s haberdasher must have lost a bet with her philologist’s cartographer who was in need of a good stove-pipe, so Abe got seconds

Posted by jclimacus081 | Report as abusive

Iowa Abe looks like he might need a stint in rehab and Virgina Abe looks Amish.

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive

Ha ha the woman dodged the rectangle! Cleavage! 😀

Does anyone care that Zombie President Abraham Lincoln is about to get Michele Bachmann? No, no we don’t? Carry on then Zombie Abe. Carry on.

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

@Mr. Pilot: Care? Heck, I’m rooting for Zombie Needs Rehab Abe! Go get her…her brains are full of migraine releiving drugs. The best of both worlds for a zombie with a substance abuse problem 😛

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive

Oh and btw, thanks Shra for sparing the zapper. I guess learning empty words in Maltese doesn’t count as educational!

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

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