Eugene, please have a seat…
Say, Blog Guy, I’ve been wondering about that guy who’s sort of a living legend in your blog. You know who I mean.
Of course. You’re talking about none other than Eugene “Toilethead” Johnson.
Is it true that there is only the one photo of him, and after that he just vanished?
Yes. I’ve used that single photo eight times in my blog, an all-time record. I have detectives out scouring the world for Eugene. That’s a lot of money down the drain.
Scouring? Down the drain? Really? Why don’t you just say eventually you’ll flush him out?
Because I do have some humor standards. There have been reported sightings. One in Romania this month, and one in Honduras last year.
So what would a brand new, documented, certified, verified photo of Toilethead bring on the open market? Would it be priceless?
That depends. Is that the same as worthless?
Left: A man carries a toilet after the heavy rains on Sunday at El Chile neighbourhood in Tegucigalpa, May 31, 2010. REUTERS/Edgard Garrido
Right: A swimmer dressed as a toilet waits to enter the waters of English Bay during the 90th annual Polar Bear Swim in Vancouver, British Columbia, January 1, 2010. REUTERS/Andy Clark