News, but not the serious kind
It’s not even like gambling at all…
Blog Guy, I have some extra money this month and I was thinking of trying that online gambling thing. Do you know how it works?
Why sure, you came to the right place. Let’s start with online poker.
I’m dealing each of us a hand right now. Let’s see. You got a pair of queens.
A pair of aces. I win.
But how do I know that?
Here’s a picture of them.
Ah. Okay. Let’s try online roulette. I’m putting $500 on nine red.
Spinning, spinning, clickety-click, clickety-click, slowing down. Damn! You came SO close to winning!
I don’t know about this, Blog Guy. I want to keep betting, but it just seems like there’s a very high element of trust required on my part in this online gambling thing. Do you have anything more transparent?
I sure do. Place your bets. I’m thinking of a number from one to 10….
Top: A player checks his cards during the finals of the Russian Masters Poker Cup in the casino at the Azov-City gambling zone, south of Russia’s southern city of Rostov-on-Don, September 23, 2010. REUTERS/Vladimir Konstantinov
Left: A roulette table is displayed during the Global Gaming Expo Asia in Macau, June 2, 2009. REUTERS/Bobby Yip