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Who has the worst taste on earth?
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Knock-knock! Hello, are you Aisha, the daughter of fugitive strongman Muammar Gaddafi?
Who wants to know?
I believe I’m expected. I’m Lamar, the writer from “Extremely Poor Taste” magazine. I’m here for a tour of your home.
Oh yes, do come in please, Lamar. I’m so honored that your magazine is doing a cover story on my place, and I……
YOWZA! What is that big butt-ugly piece of furniture?
That’s just my golden sofa, with a golden statue of me, attached. Do you like it?
I don’t believe I’ve ever seen anything so grotesque before, Aisha, and I’ve seen some pretty bad stuff, what with writing for “Extremely Poor Taste.” Your decor is a monumental crapfest.
Oh, you flatter me so, Lamar! Would you care for some sliced Spam with my special minty Noxzema spread?
Sure, if it’s free. So what’s the deal with this hors d’oeuvre platter, Aisha?
Oh, that’s me, too. I find people just love to see my face, and, well, gold is my color.
I need to use your bathroom, Aisha. Quickly.
Of course. Down the hall on your left.
Uh, I’m not going to see your face in gold in there, am I?
If I tell you, then it won’t be a surprise!
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Top and left: A golden sofa with a statue of Aisha, the daughter of Muammar Gaddafi, inside her house in Tripoli, August 26, 2011. REUTERS/Goran Tomasevic
Bottom left: A man holds a golden plate with a picture of Aisha, inside her house in Tripoli August 26, 2011. REUTERS/Goran Tomasevic
Right: Aisha smiles as she is greeted by supporters at Bab Al-Aziziyah in Tripoli March 19, 2011. REUTERS/Zohra Bensemra
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I bet Lamar eventually ended up finding Eugene Toilethead there. Now THAT would have been a surprise!
Is she really a mermaid? Cool!
“Monumental crapfest.” That must be one of those interior decorator technical terms I’m not familiar with.
I have to say that if either of my parents bought stuff like this for me, I’d fake my own death as well.
I’d say right now ol’ Muammar is ‘Chicken of the Sea’.
Sure Aisha has lots of gold plate but does she have SHOES? (Sorry, Shra, it had to be asked.)
How would you rate the sofa on a scale of 1 to 10?
How long before we can bid on the sofa on eBay?
@ Moonshine: I like your “scale” ref. Tell me, is that a hand growing out of her head in the first pic?
Why do I keep reading the headline as someone speaks to a puppy or a baby? “Who has the worst taste on earth? Which wittle baby has it? Is it you, Aisha? Yes, it is.”
Aisha’s heroine? Golda Meir.
Aisha’s favorite movie? Gilda.
Aisha’s favorite actress: Goldie Hawn.
A gilded ego
in a golden home.
Can she look in a mirror
and accept the face as her own?
A penny for your thoughts…
Well that is certainly going to tarnish her reputation.
Thats a good one, One..
Monumental Crapfest is going into my arsenal…
Libyan Goldielocks:
A different kind of taste,
Or the lack of it?