Why is our waitress twirling a baton?
Blog Guy, I love going out to restaurants, but I enjoy being surrounded by beautiful women. I find standards are falling in that area lately.
No, I’m as shallow as they come. So is there someplace I can go where my sensitivities won’t be offended?
You’re in luck. It turns out a bunch of beauty pageant contestants have opened a restaurant staffed by nothing but beauty queens. It’s called “Panache with a Sash.”
Wow, that’s just what I’m looking for! Do the waitresses dress well?
Of course. You may request the Ballgown Section or the Swimsuit Section.
And they smile a lot?
Just try getting them NOT to smile. The restaurant’s slogan is, “Our jobs may be menial, we’re always congenial…”
World Peace is always the recommended daily special. Try it.
I’m thrilled. Is there any downside to the place?
Do you mind the relentless click-click-click of stiletto heels?
No, I can live with that.
Top: Miss Ghana 2011 Yayra Nego (L), Miss Turkey 2011 Melisa Asli Pamuk (C) and Miss Japan 2011 Maria Kamiyama pose for a photo while they cook a dish at Atelie Groumand in Sao Paulo, Brazil, August 27, 2011. The Miss Universe pageant will be held in Sao Paulo on September 12.
Left: Miss Korea 2011 Sora Chong (L) and Miss Kazakhstan 2011 Valeriya Aleinikova cook a dish.
Right: Miss Uruguay 2011 Fernanda Semino (L) and Miss El Salvador 2011 Mayra Aldana cook a dish.
Photos: REUTERS/Darren Decker/Miss Universe Organization, L.P. LLLP/Handout