Comments on: Are those Tic Tacs, or you got a rattlesnake in your pants? http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/ News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.5 By: DoctorDoll http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-415106 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 19:09:00 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=67560#comment-415106 This reminds me of the time my fifth-grade teacher would have asked me if I had ants in my pants, and I would have truthfully responded “No Mam, I’ve got a riled up snake and hot steel balls.” But you all don’t want to hear about my childhood.

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By: 69Spinster http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-415104 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 17:47:37 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=67560#comment-415104 When they nabbed this guy, they said, “Pardon me, are those snakes and tortoises in your trousers?”

The man replied, “What do I look like, an ornithologist?”

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By: 69Spinster http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-415097 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 15:34:30 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=67560#comment-415097 @Malt: If you are what you eat, then I’d like some nuts, please.

Did you mean this conversation?
Person A: “That’s not my snake.”
Person B: “That’s not my leg.”

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By: fwd079 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-415094 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:52:07 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=67560#comment-415094 My nick is snake…

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By: Malteser http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-415086 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 13:58:48 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=67560#comment-415086 You sure it’s the snake you’re squeezing, Spin?

Oh, and that’s not really a rattle too. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Here, have some nuts. Or do you prefer legumes?

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By: 69Spinster http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-415079 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 13:26:19 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=67560#comment-415079 Third verse:

Old McDonald had some pants, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
And in his pants he had some reticulated pythons, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
With a squeeze squeeze here and a squeeze squeeze there
Here a squeeze there a squeeze
Ouch, his legs have lost circulation

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By: Moonshine http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-415075 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:52:11 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=67560#comment-415075 Second verse?
Old McDonald had some snakes, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
And on his snakes, he had some rattles, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
With a rattle, rattle here and a rattle, rattle there,
Here a rattle, there a rattle, everywhere a….
Hey…Where did everyone go…?

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By: iflydaplanes http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-415072 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:29:30 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=67560#comment-415072 @Malt, LOL 😀

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By: Shra http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-415071 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 11:30:26 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=67560#comment-415071 Malt, you are woooooooonderfuuuuuuuullllllll!!!
Stopped short of thumping the desk, laughing.. :)

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By: Malteser http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/01/are-those-tic-tacs-or-you-got-a-rattlesnake-in-your-pants/comment-page-1/#comment-415066 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 09:28:59 +0000 http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/?p=67560#comment-415066 Old McDonald had some pants, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
And in his pants he had some snakes, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
And a hiss hiss there and a hiss hiss here,
Hiss hiss hiss hiss everywhere!

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