Comments on: Are those Tic Tacs, or you got a rattlesnake in your pants?

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 19:09:00 +0000

This reminds me of the time my fifth-grade teacher would have asked me if I had ants in my pants, and I would have truthfully responded “No Mam, I’ve got a riled up snake and hot steel balls.” But you all don’t want to hear about my childhood.

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 17:47:37 +0000

When they nabbed this guy, they said, “Pardon me, are those snakes and tortoises in your trousers?”

The man replied, “What do I look like, an ornithologist?”

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 15:34:30 +0000

@Malt: If you are what you eat, then I’d like some nuts, please.

Did you mean this conversation?
Person A: “That’s not my snake.”
Person B: “That’s not my leg.”

By: fwd079

fwd079 — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 14:52:07 +0000

My nick is snake…

By: Malteser

Malteser — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 13:58:48 +0000

You sure it’s the snake you’re squeezing, Spin?

Oh, and that’s not really a rattle too. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Here, have some nuts. Or do you prefer legumes?

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 13:26:19 +0000

Third verse:

Old McDonald had some pants, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
And in his pants he had some reticulated pythons, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
With a squeeze squeeze here and a squeeze squeeze there
Here a squeeze there a squeeze
Ouch, his legs have lost circulation

By: Moonshine

Moonshine — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:52:11 +0000

Second verse?
Old McDonald had some snakes, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
And on his snakes, he had some rattles, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
With a rattle, rattle here and a rattle, rattle there,
Here a rattle, there a rattle, everywhere a….
Hey…Where did everyone go…?

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:29:30 +0000

@Malt, LOL

By: Shra

Shra — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 11:30:26 +0000

Malt, you are woooooooonderfuuuuuuuullllllll!!!
Stopped short of thumping the desk, laughing..

By: Malteser

Malteser — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 09:28:59 +0000

Old McDonald had some pants, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
And in his pants he had some snakes, ee-ya ee-ya oh!
And a hiss hiss there and a hiss hiss here,
Hiss hiss hiss hiss everywhere!