Comments on: It’s just like in the disaster movies!

By: antb

antb — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 14:35:06 +0000

a humble haiku

prehistoric dile
personnel dazed & confused
what a croc of sh**

By: fwd079

fwd079 — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 14:32:32 +0000

It was just crocodrooling..

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:36:32 +0000

Reality shows are a croc…

I think the guard is unwinding a python from his neck. That silly lack of oxygen thing might make him zone out

@Nosmo: mighty big flies and spiders that croc’s been snackin’ on! Or a whole heap of little ones.

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 23:15:38 +0000

@Doc, Durand Durand?

When you need four people to tell the story of how you caught a croc “thiiiiiiiis big!” in your back yard it might be time to call your real estate agent and think about moving to Kansas or something.

By: GeorgiaPeach

GeorgiaPeach — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 22:26:37 +0000

I recognize that croc as Betty White’s co-star in Lake Palcid. Or maybe the offspring, cause that one was MUCH larger.

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 20:50:20 +0000

I humbly offer a haiku:

Hands measuring feet
Twenty-one on this big beast
And many large teeth

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:40:42 +0000

Spin, I LOVE that idea. That might even be worth acquiring a TV for.

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 19:12:49 +0000

Why isn’t the law enforcement dude with the gun arresting the guy who is defying the no-smoking-in-public law?
I mean, smoking in public? That’s just plain dangerous, that is. If Jabba the Croc goes on to contract cancer from second-hand smoke, his lawyers will be all over smoky-guy and gun-dude.

By: PHXAZ

PHXAZ — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 18:59:31 +0000

That’s the biggest *COP* ever captured. He was caught collecting protection money from local jeep drivers. I hope they put him away on racketeering and extortion charges.

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 18:51:06 +0000

@justCAM: Sorry for misspelling your name. Usually, I know “us” from “su.”