Stake Night on the Vampire Cruise?
Maybe I can help. I just saw a story saying hundreds of vampire enthusiasts are planning a vacation cruise on the the Zuiderdam, tailored to their interests. It’s called “Vamps at Sea.” Maybe you should try it.
Where are they going?
Just where you’d expect for vampires. Great Neck, Little Neck, Throg’s Neck, Turtleneck…
I do understand. If you’ve ever seen an episode of “CSI” or “Murder, She Wrote,” then you know there’s always one REAL murderer at these organized theme vacations. That could be you, blending right in!
Ah, perhaps you are smarter than you look, Blog Guy. So you think a vampire cruise is a good idea?
No, personally, I think folks should mix it up on vacation, to seek diversity.
A really good cruise would include some vampires, some zombies, some werewolves, some criminally insane, a few wild hyenas, a few hundred telemarketers and spammers, 40 or 50 of the goofier 2012 presidential candidates and maybe a guest speaker.
Somebody like Donald Trump, just off the top of my head.
So you’d go on that cruise?
For sure. Start without me, and I’ll catch up in a few days.
Top: Actor Suso Silva, dressed as Nosferatu the vampire, performs during the dress rehearsal of “Psicosis” by the “Circo de la Horrores” (Horror Circus) company, in Madrid April 17, 2009. REUTERS/Sergio Perez
Right: The Zuiderdam
Left: Actors dressed as Dracula (L) and Frankenstein (C) watch as President Barack Obama participates in a Halloween trick-or-treat on the steps of the North Portico of the White House in Washington, October 31, 2010. REUTERS/Jason Reed
Bottom left: Donald Trump watches a match at the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York, August 29, 2011. REUTERS/Mike Segar