Comments on: I Hope You’re Proud Of Yourself!

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 13:22:29 +0000

Don’t forget Dewey, Lickem, and Howe.

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 22:20:03 +0000

@Moonshine, oh I did not intend that as a jab on Goldens, just as means of making those aware to not be taken in by those happy faces. Behind the puppy-dog eyes and slobbery tongues are cunning, strategic legal minds. The law firm Woofstein, Woofstein, & Bark have a very good success rate in the courtroom and their reputation warrents the cost of their services.

Imagine how different the end of A Few Good Men would have turned out if Col. Jessup had a Four Legged Advocate by his side.

By: antb

antb — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 16:23:26 +0000

another humble haiku

Oh Steven Levine
Approach like this for rape cover
Seems a total *#^@!

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:40:37 +0000

Our first German Shepherd was like that, Georgia. My wife called her “a Golden Retriever in German Shepherd’s clothing.” That sweetie never growled at anyone, not even our (then) 4-year-old son when he jumped off the bed and onto her back. (I would have bitten him.) But boy did she tell him off without resorting to growling.

By: GeorgiaPeach

GeorgiaPeach — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 10:46:18 +0000

@Mr. Pilot – did you call my dog a gold digger??? Mighty brave behind that keyboard, aren’t you? You’d never say that to his happy face! He’d tear you apart…meh, who am I kidding. A golden retriever’s watch dog abilities have been described as: “Goldens like everybody. If someone breaks in your home, and your golden can figure out what they want, the dog is likely to carry it to the car for the burglar (and hop in for a free ride).”

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 23:35:08 +0000

Don’t be so quick to side with the dogs. An experienced Four Legged Advocate comes at a price. They can charge upwards of three packages of Beggin’ Strips an hour and very rarely do pro bone-o work. They don’t call ‘em GOLDen Retrievers for nothin’!

By: FriscoJohn

FriscoJohn — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 18:16:51 +0000

Canine JAGs.
Rosie wags.
Send the dog.
To OE Blog
Order (gags).

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 15:53:28 +0000

Come on, Mr. Levine, I beg
Don’t make me throw at you rotten eggs
For kids on the stand
Allow them a helping hand
Of solace from those with four legs

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 15:42:11 +0000

Spin, you may have a point about Oscar “the sociopath.” He can break into a cupboard, eat a box of cereal, and calmly look one right in the eye as if nothing happened. But Felix “the Confessor” would break down under the pressure, even without being confronted.

No, I suspect Sly got trapped in someone else’s garage for a few days. And I haven’t been working in my drive or garage since Sunday.

By: Moonshine

Moonshine — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 14:45:32 +0000

@Spin, Thx…that’s just my editor instincts expressing themselves.

@Doc, I don’t know about Spin’s advice….GSDs are notoriously tight lipped (especially when trying to conceal the cat hairs caught in their teeth.) I hope they didn’t chase Sly away. Cats are just as good at therapy as the pups are.