News, but not the serious kind
Good news, guys, we’re gettin’ uniforms!
Okay staff, I’ve called this meeting because it’s come to my attention that the men here are dressing like slobs. You women are fine, it’s just the guys. Am I right, Lamar?
You sure are, Boss! As usual!
I mean, I’m not sure what we do here, but I do know if a client ever shows up, we need to look good. So I sent Lamar to Fashion Week in Istanbul to buy clothes for all the men. Let’s see what you brought back, Lamar…
Sure. Feast your eyes on these duds! This little item on the right features comfortable short pants, a bow tie, a short jacket and multicolored wingtips! Huh? Huh?
Cripes, what’s the name of this fashion collection, Lamar?
They call it Circumcision, Boss.
Circumcision, huh? Yeah, that sounds about right. I asked you to bring TWO choices, Lamar. Boys, raise your hands if you want to go with Plan B.
It’s unanimous for the other outfit you haven’t even seen, huh? Lamar, show us the winner!
Okie dokie! It’s a lot like the first one, but with a nifty blue cape…. Don’t push, dudes, there’s plenty to go around! What do you think, Boss?
Right now, I’m thinking maybe we need to tighten security around this place, Lamar. Keep the clients out altogether…
Models present creations by Turkish designer Niyazi Erdogan labelled “Circumcision” concepts during the Istanbul Fashion Week September 8, 2011. REUTERS/Murad Sezer