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September 16, 2011

Okay staff, I’ve called this meeting because it’s come to my attention that the men here are dressing like slobs. You women are fine, it’s just the guys. Am I right, Lamar?

You sure are, Boss! As usual!

I mean, I’m not sure what we do here, but I do know if a client ever shows up, we need to look good. So I sent Lamar to Fashion Week in Istanbul to buy clothes for all the men. Let’s see what you brought back, Lamar…

Sure. Feast your eyes on these duds! This little item on the right features comfortable short pants, a bow tie, a short jacket and multicolored wingtips! Huh? Huh?

Cripes, what’s the name of this fashion collection, Lamar?

They call it Circumcision, Boss.

Circumcision, huh? Yeah, that sounds about right. I asked you to bring TWO choices, Lamar.  Boys, raise your hands if you want to go with Plan B.

It’s unanimous for the other outfit you haven’t even seen, huh? Lamar, show us the winner!

Okie dokie! It’s a lot like the first one, but with a nifty blue cape…. Don’t push, dudes, there’s plenty to go around! What do you think, Boss?

Right now, I’m thinking maybe we need to tighten security around this place, Lamar. Keep the clients out altogether…

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Models present creations by Turkish designer Niyazi Erdogan labelled “Circumcision” concepts during the Istanbul Fashion Week September 8, 2011. REUTERS/Murad Sezer

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Uh, oh. In the first photo, the waiter has taken to wearing the tablecloth again.

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

I think I get the name. This is the new uniform for mohels.

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts!

Posted by FriscoJohn | Report as abusive
 

OK, show of hands… How many of you men would wear a jacket with three-quarter sleeves?

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

Niyazi Erdogan….Translation: Pain in the Pants. No wonder his (her?) collection is called “Circumcision.”

Posted by Moonshine | Report as abusive
 

The model in the background of the photo with bowtie/shorts man is wearing the new uniform at either Sonic or Kopp’s Frozen Custard. Either that, or he’s the bellhop at a Mariott in the Caribbean.

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

Nice, Spin. Now would you like to tell the class what a mohel is?

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive
 

@FriscoJohn: You might be onto something. I think the model used Nair on his legs.

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

How would one roll up his sleeves?

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive
 

Frisco, these arent short shorts! Man, you think we would have sat here NOT drooling, if those were short shorts…?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

There was a male infant born here without eyelids. The surgeon circumcized the boy and used the skin to give the boy eyelids. I understand there are complications. Now, the boy is cockeyed.

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive
 

The outfit looks like a cross between a waiter and a bullfighter.
Or possibly a new superhero costume.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

pic#1
Did this guy escape from The Village?
Be Seeing You!

Posted by jclimacus081 | Report as abusive
 

Sure thing, Blog Guy. A mohel is a nickname for Niyazi Erdogan. After all, he created this Circumcision.

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

My taxidermist, “Stumpey,” has a mohel, “Shakey.”

Posted by DoctorDoll | Report as abusive
 

@Doc: Good one. I hope, however, that you meant to say “had” rather than “has.”

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

The bottom photo reminds me of the Gap in the 80′s. “Want some matching socks to go with that?”

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

Waiter number one has a nasty ketchup stain on his jacket.

Posted by CrowGirl | Report as abusive
 

WTH??? Sonny Crockett meets Little Lord Fauntleroy?

BG, will your new profile pic show you wearing this lovely ensemble? ;)

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive
 

If it does, you’ll know my doctor took away my gun…

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive
 

Outfit is not complete. Needs sock garters.

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive
 

Ooooh, I just so want to go up and rip out the red inflation device on his combination blue cape/raft/air bed! He’d wind up looking like the Incredible Smurf.

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

Doesn’t a mohel go around telling Jewish babies “It won’t be long now”?

Posted by inebgreen | Report as abusive
 

Rocco the Green Guru was actually talking about “attending his first BRISK” recently on the radio. I could not figure out what he was talking about, and the radio hosts were laughing too hard to say.

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive
 

inebgreen, good one! ;)

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
 

I do give the designer snaps for finding so many different garments that one can make with the same blue, white, and brown fabric. Even the shoes match.

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

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