Comments on: Fashion models, name your poison…

By: Shra

Shra — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 06:47:25 +0000

Well, call me odd, but if that Meshy eye-shade is Lamar’s creation, I quite like it..
This is not good, I know… I am gonna try medi-cheese scones today… extra butter..

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 20:13:38 +0000

I have this little quirk
That I often sport a smirk
@Nosmo’s such a card
He told me about this guard
Now I can use it and not feel like a jerk

By: Onedoor

Onedoor — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 00:06:44 +0000

@Nosmo: I love it! Who cares that it looks like a shovel? If it’s making me smirk, it’s probably bs anyway and the Smirk Guard/Shovel combo will come in handy.

Please, please, take my call!

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 19:55:58 +0000

Model number two is wearing a “creation”?! Because it looks to me decidedly like a leftover chunk of that punched metal stuff you get for hiding radiators in your house…

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 17:19:05 +0000

Buy now and receive a second Smirk Guard for free – pay only postage and handling.
Operators are standing-by to take your call.

By: fwd079

fwd079 — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:32:50 +0000

Hey Goldie mask…where are horns?

Zombies don’t have horns, silly..

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:28:43 +0000

Model #2 might be wearing nothing more than those thick metal eye shades.

By: AllThatJazz

AllThatJazz — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 16:04:31 +0000

Wow! That last one is the biggest nose guard I’ve ever seen! I can only do that with tablespoons!

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:52:26 +0000

It’s a haiku for furtive models:

Do not show your face
That is part of the contract
Masks are de rigueur

By: Moonshine

Moonshine — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 14:14:54 +0000

Can I order all of that from Williams-Sonoma, Nosmo? And does it come with an extra Smirk Guard for free?