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	<title>Comments on: Get my cell phone, Hon, it&#8217;s in the toilet&#8230;</title>
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	<description>News, but not the serious kind</description>
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		<title>By: Malteser</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/22/get-my-cell-phone-hon-its-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-415977</link>
		<dc:creator>Malteser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 09:26:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yep - bombs away. So long as it&#039;s not a dam busting raid that is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep &#8211; bombs away. So long as it&#8217;s not a dam busting raid that is.</p>
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		<title>By: iflydaplanes</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/22/get-my-cell-phone-hon-its-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-415974</link>
		<dc:creator>iflydaplanes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 01:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha ha bombs away!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha ha bombs away!</p>
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		<title>By: Malteser</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/22/get-my-cell-phone-hon-its-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-415910</link>
		<dc:creator>Malteser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 07:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ifly, maybe it would be a pilot and bomb-aimer thing instead. More applicable, I guess...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ifly, maybe it would be a pilot and bomb-aimer thing instead. More applicable, I guess&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: iflydaplanes</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/22/get-my-cell-phone-hon-its-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-415866</link>
		<dc:creator>iflydaplanes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 22:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Spin, well that would explain why women go to the restroom in pairs.  It&#039;s gotta be a pilot/co-pilot thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Spin, well that would explain why women go to the restroom in pairs.  It&#8217;s gotta be a pilot/co-pilot thing.</p>
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		<title>By: 69Spinster</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/22/get-my-cell-phone-hon-its-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-415836</link>
		<dc:creator>69Spinster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 13:05:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ifly: As if we women were going to share the secrets of the ladies&#039; room with you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ifly: As if we women were going to share the secrets of the ladies&#8217; room with you!</p>
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		<title>By: 69Spinster</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/22/get-my-cell-phone-hon-its-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-415834</link>
		<dc:creator>69Spinster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 13:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>2nd msg to @knit_nurse: We miss you on the blog!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>2nd msg to @knit_nurse: We miss you on the blog!</p>
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		<title>By: Malteser</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/22/get-my-cell-phone-hon-its-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-415825</link>
		<dc:creator>Malteser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 09:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;To pee or not to?&quot;
This is Willie not William,
Sir, stop cycling now!

Save it for later -
I&#039;m having a doping test,
Don&#039;t call my mobile!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;To pee or not to?&#8221;<br />
This is Willie not William,<br />
Sir, stop cycling now!</p>
<p>Save it for later -<br />
I&#8217;m having a doping test,<br />
Don&#8217;t call my mobile!</p>
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		<title>By: Malteser</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/22/get-my-cell-phone-hon-its-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-415824</link>
		<dc:creator>Malteser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 08:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The toilet used for urine analysis can also be used to boost morale - you know, they say objects look bigger in mirrors.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The toilet used for urine analysis can also be used to boost morale &#8211; you know, they say objects look bigger in mirrors.</p>
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		<title>By: iflydaplanes</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/22/get-my-cell-phone-hon-its-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-415821</link>
		<dc:creator>iflydaplanes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 01:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Exhaust fans huh?  You women harboring jet fighters in your restrooms?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Exhaust fans huh?  You women harboring jet fighters in your restrooms?</p>
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		<title>By: Onedoor</title>
		<link>http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/09/22/get-my-cell-phone-hon-its-in-the-toilet/comment-page-1/#comment-415819</link>
		<dc:creator>Onedoor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 00:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They could mess with folks heads by putting a little message on the toilet mirror: Objects in mirror are larger (or smaller) then they appear.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They could mess with folks heads by putting a little message on the toilet mirror: Objects in mirror are larger (or smaller) then they appear.</p>
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