Comments on: Paris, couldn’t ya just wear gloves? News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 By: jclimacus081 Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:19:26 +0000 thanks Moon :-)

By: jclimacus081 Mon, 26 Sep 2011 19:12:46 +0000 @Malteser:

A new Orient Express.
Hope she takes the train

By: Moonshine Mon, 26 Sep 2011 15:25:00 +0000 Checking back in a little late –
Jclimacus081, that was truly inspired. I think Carly wold be very proud of you!

By: Malteser Mon, 26 Sep 2011 07:50:41 +0000 jclimacus081 – great! :)

A new line of shoes:
It’s Paris in Instanbul
Her next stop: Kabul?

By: iflydaplanes Fri, 23 Sep 2011 23:11:18 +0000 Tragic yes, but not many humans are gonna have much interest though.

By: jclimacus081 Fri, 23 Sep 2011 22:11:50 +0000 A tune for a Friday afternoon
with (a lot of) help from Carly Simon

We’ll always have Paris (unfortunately)

You walked onto the runway
Like you were walking on your yacht
Your hand held up a leopard clog
While your toadies found their spots
You had one eye in the camera
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed
But nobody likes you,
No, nobody likes you, and….

You’re a pain
You probably think this blog is about you
You’re a drain
I’ll bet you think this pome’s about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?

You know you’re not so popular
As celebutantes go
Johnson’s got a thing for you
But what the fig does he know?
He can’t tell “de rangefindeer”
From a telescopic long bow
They must like you there in Istanbul
Just don’t hurry home, no, no!
Now your look’s a bit unhinged
As you plug another show, and…

You’re insane
You probably think this blog is about you
You’re deranged
You’re shoes in place but no one’s home
Not home! Not home!

By: CrowGirl Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:23:09 +0000 I’m with Georgia. :)

By: 69Spinster Fri, 23 Sep 2011 17:59:17 +0000 The caption, “Paris Hilton poses to promote her shoe line during a news conference in Istanbul” cracks me up. I’m picturing the Prime Minister of Turkey in some news conference, discussing some fiscal measures or the country’s economic state, and Paris Hilton walks in and says, “Oh, hi! Have you seen my new shoe collection?”

By: 69Spinster Fri, 23 Sep 2011 17:54:08 +0000 @FriscoJohn: Thanks for sharing that link. $2-3 million for THE ruby slippers? Manolo Blahnik, eat your heart out. $2,000 for a pair of your boots is nothing compared to this.

By: Billl Fri, 23 Sep 2011 17:24:33 +0000 BG, she could never get a glove over that ring.