You only shot pictures of WHAT?

September 24, 2011


Blog Guy, how’s Oktoberfest shaping up this year, if you take my meaning? You know, those Bavarian women tend to wear some pretty risquΓ© outfits over there, huh?

Boy, I’ll say. For your convenience, our photo people have put together this combo shot, showing cleavage of the visitors wearing traditional Dirndls.

They did it for my convenience? But you’ve put those beige rectangles over every one of them!

Well, sure, I have to protect my readers, but I think you probably get the idea.

Thanks. So these dresses are called Dirndls? What does that translate to?

I believe it’s German for “Buy me a beer?”

Blog Guy, I notice that one of those women required a HUGE rectangle to protect me.

Yeah, you really would have enjoyed that shot….

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Top: A combination picture shows the cleavage of Oktoberfest visitors wearing the traditional Bavarian Dirndl dress in Munich September 23, 2011. REUTERS/Michael Dalder

Right: A waitress arrives for her shift at the opening of the World’s biggest beer fest, the Munich Oktoberfest, at the Theresienwiese in Munich, September 17, 2011. REUTERS/Kai Pfaffenbach

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belly up to the salmon bar, boys!

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive

WTF BG? You can show the rear-ends of male rugby players, but we can’t even see cleavage? What kind of lop-sided joint are you running here? I demand to speak to the management!

Yeah, it’s been a long day. Someone pass the medi-doughnuts?

Posted by Dave_not_dave | Report as abusive

As I said earlier, come for the beer, stay for the dirndls.

Posted by FriscoJohn | Report as abusive

Lol! I love how this is going.. teeheehee!:P

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive

Sure, Shra. But what would happen if those Salmon Bars started showing up over the shoes?

Posted by inebgreen | Report as abusive

You should be pretty happy, Shra. You got shoes yesterday, you know the guys are irritated by the rectangles today, and on Monday I happen to know there’s another shoe item. Life is good.

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

That’s just mean.

Posted by lemonttaylor | Report as abusive

I dunno, Mr B, for a really cool dude you have a frightening grasp of sleaze-bag lingo. Tell me you picked it up at airports.
In any case, I now know what to wear to my sister’s Halloween party: I’ll go as an OE blog and wear a salmon placard.

Posted by ladylala | Report as abusive

Sleaze-bag lingo? You mean Dirndl?

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive

I’ll be dirnd if I know what all the commotion is about. From the comments usually received, I would wager the gentlemen all have very vivid imaginations!

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

Please, oh please BG, don’t have another shoe article with Paris or I will need the salmon rectangle over my eyes. And a beer. Maybe just the beer. Can we start the Oktoberfest in Sepdember?

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

@ladylala, and will Lamar be going as Mr. B.’s profile pic?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive

The story of the gent who went about putting up salmon bars? It’s a real cleav(age) hanger.

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive

Can someone pass the lemon and drawn butter, please?

Posted by jclimacus081 | Report as abusive

boooooooooooooo πŸ˜€

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive

Here’s some clevage for ya boys! (.)(.)

Posted by hoopsnake | Report as abusive

I propose a test to establish this blog’s “cleavage tolerance score” (scale of 0 to 5):
Score Permitted “ASCII art”
0 ()
1 ( )
2 ( ( )
3 (. ( )
4 (.)( )
5 (salmon bar)

Posted by hoopsnake | Report as abusive

@hoopsnake: I am all for moral standards and, on behalf of the nation, I applaud your effort to scale them. I have no idea what ratings #1 – 4 are about but certainly #5 is crucial to the purity of our young people. Our Ladies Auxiliary sends you our staunch support.

Posted by ladylala | Report as abusive

fwd079, you missed a B and an S in your comment… were booing…sorry, my bad.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

I hereby boycott this blog – I can do my OWN censorship, thankyouverymuch.

Posted by lceel | Report as abusive

Sorry BG… but I had to do this for the best commentators I know in the whole wide blogosphere πŸ˜‰ … 1/09/RTR2RFT2.jpg  /27/combination-picture-shows-the-diapo rama.jpg

Posted by konfuzius | Report as abusive

“The philosophy of Confucius emphasized personal and governmental morality, correctness of social relationships, justice and sincerity…”

I’d say you picked the right nickname there konfuzius. Justice has been served! πŸ˜›

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive

@Malt – and Konfuzius seems very sincere πŸ˜‰

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive