So it’s the nudes vs. the dorks?
Blog Guy, I’m looking to join a rugby team. I saw your item about Naked Rugby, but I seem to recall there are two different kinds of rugby. Is that right?
Right! Traditional Old-Fashioned, that’s the one I want. I’m in! Tell me about it.
Well, you smoke a pipe and wear a top hat and frock coat, and zip around on your Segway, as you…
Wait a minute, Blog Guy. If this is Traditional Old-Fashioned Rugby, what are they doing on Segways?
Oh, they use older Segways, not the brand-new models.
This is just stupid, Blog Guy. I’d feel like a total dork, riding a Segway and smoking a pipe during a rugby match. Count me out of Traditional Old-Fashioned Rugby!
Okie dokie, it’s your call. Take off your clothes…
Right: Naked rugby players from the Nude Blacks huddle before their match against Spanish team Las Conquistadoras (The Conquerors), ahead of the Rugby World Cup match between England and Argentina in Dunedin September 10, 2011. REUTERS/Stefan Wermuth