News, but not the serious kind
Then, with flames licking at her heels…
Okay, Lamar, I put you in charge of designing our whole new line of women’s shoes, so show us what you came up with.
It’s everything the young professional woman needs. These flaming tail fins send the message, “Watch out, world, my feet are on fire and I’m stopping for nobody!”
Those things look like a 1959 Cadillac Eldorado, Lamar. And not in a good way.
The dorsal fins help stabilize a chick when she’s running for meetings, Boss, and the flames actually light up as she runs!
Why would you want that, Lamar?
Lamar, you actually imagine professional women wearing these things? I have to say, to me they look like something a call girl would wear.
Well, hookers need shoes too, Boss!
Lamar! Stop this nonsense! Do those flame fins serve ANY useful purpose whatsoever?
They can open a beer bottle real good, Boss.
Really? Hmmmm. Maybe you’ve got something here after all, Lamar...
Models display creations as part of Prada Spring/Summer 2012 women’s collection during Milan Fashion Week September 22, 2011. REUTERS/Alessandro Garofalo