Where in the world is Paris Hilton?
Blog Guy, I’m worried sick! It’s been four days since we left Paris Hilton promoting her shoes in Istanbul, and we’ve heard nothing from her. I’m going to start checking the hospitals.
Whew! That’s quite a relief. What with her being one of the 10 most hated people in America, I fear for her safety.
I guess maybe she’s going overseas a lot these days so folks in other countries can learn to feel the same about her.
She sure did.
What about standing with one foot lifted behind her?
Yes, that one, too.
Man, I never get tired of seeing those poses, no matter how many thousands and thousands and thousands of times you show them. So she gave a news conference, huh? Why haven’t I read anything about what she said? Why are you holding back on us?
Well, according to one of our blogs, she said that India is a beautiful country, that her handbags can be carried with anything, and that she has a friend named India whom she hangs out with a lot.
That’s what she said? Okay, Blog Guy, you can feel free to withhold stuff like that from us in the future.
Top: Paris Hilton poses during a news conference in Mumbai September 24, 2011. Hilton is in Mumbai to launch her new line of handbags and accessories. REUTERS/Danish Siddiqui
Combo left: Hilton poses for photographers inside a shopping mall during the launch of her new line of handbags and accessories in Mumbai, September 25, 2011. REUTERS/Danish Siddiqui
Combo right: Hilton gestures for photographers as she walks the red carpet before entering a nightclub in Mumbai, September 25, 2011. REUTERS/Vivek Prkash
Left: Hilton poses inside a shopping mall during the launch of her new line of handbags and accessories in Mumbai, September 25, 2011. REUTERS/Danish Siddiqui