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Blog Guy, I heard a weird rumor from my barista’s used car dealer.
What are the chances of that? What did he say?
You know the Wonder Woman character from the comic books?
He said Wonder Woman got really rich from those stories over the years, but went sort of crazy, and that now a comic book cartel is keeping her under wraps to avoid bad publicity.
Now she lives as a glamorous recluse in her own little world, trying to convince strangers of her true identity by showing old sketches of herself.
I’m listening. Go on.
They say she lives in a fancy high-rise apartment and once in a while you can see her at the window, always dressed in a gold lamé gown, pounding to get attention until her handlers drag her back into the darkness.
Hmmmm. Yeah, that all sounds fairly plausible to me, except for one thing. Wouldn’t people recognize her instantly from her gorgeous hair, which was so black it actually looked blue in the comics?
No! That’s the crazy thing, they say Wonder Woman is now a blonde!
Wonder Woman? A blonde? I’m sorry, you’ll have to come up with better evidence than just wild rumors before I’ll repeat something that nutty in this reputable blog.
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Top and right: A guest watches the Singapore Formula One Grand Prix at the Marina Bay F1 street circuit in Singapore September 25, 2011. REUTERS/Tim Chong
Left: Wonder Woman comic book cover
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No salmon bars?
Yep, seems it’s okay to show cleavage if it belongs to a Marilyn Monroe look-alike.
@Shra – you got shoes once again. What’s with all the pandering BG?
Oh, she’s just singing ‘Happy birthday Mr.Ecclestone’.
@Nosmo… and in a short while, you’ll see her holding her dress down, only this time, it will be speeding cars to raise her dress, not an air grate.
Malt, now now, do i sense you being jealous?
Gives new meaning to the term “Singapore Sling.”
Unboycotting now.
Munroe look is back??!! :-O
@Shra, I’ll answer in haiku.
Shoes, shoes, shoes and shoes:
And for the guys: salmon bars!
No equality!
No fab abs at least,
And very few melons too;
There we are equals.
And yes, I did look at the bouncies
Reminds me, when are the Golden Globes?
Oh yes, high five indeed!
justCAM, good one.
fwd079 – The Duchess might have read this blog – careful!
@Malteser: *sigh* She’ll understand, that no one can take her place… *dreams*
fwd079, I wonder how you’d take a Duchess with Golden Globes. I think this is the closest you can get:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0864761/awar ds
Only problem is, it was a male that ended up with a Golden Globe.