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September 28, 2011

Blog Guy, I heard a weird rumor from my barista’s used car dealer.

What are the chances of that? What did he say?

You know the Wonder Woman character from the comic books?

He said Wonder Woman got really rich from those stories over the years, but went sort of crazy, and that now a comic book cartel is keeping her under wraps to avoid bad publicity.

Now she lives as a glamorous recluse in her own little world, trying to convince strangers of her true identity by showing old sketches of herself.

I’m listening. Go on.

They say she lives in a fancy high-rise apartment and once in a while you can see her at the window, always dressed in a gold lamé gown, pounding to get attention until her handlers drag her back into the darkness.

Hmmmm. Yeah, that all sounds fairly plausible to me, except for one thing. Wouldn’t people recognize her instantly from her gorgeous hair, which was so black it actually looked blue in the comics?

No! That’s the crazy thing, they say Wonder Woman is now a blonde!

Wonder Woman? A blonde? I’m sorry, you’ll have to come up with better evidence than just wild rumors before I’ll repeat something that nutty in this reputable blog.

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Top and right: A guest watches the Singapore Formula One Grand Prix at the Marina Bay F1 street circuit in Singapore September 25, 2011. REUTERS/Tim Chong

Left: Wonder Woman comic book cover

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No salmon bars?

Posted by grok | Report as abusive
 

Yep, seems it’s okay to show cleavage if it belongs to a Marilyn Monroe look-alike.

@Shra – you got shoes once again. What’s with all the pandering BG?

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
 

Oh, she’s just singing ‘Happy birthday Mr.Ecclestone’.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

@Nosmo… and in a short while, you’ll see her holding her dress down, only this time, it will be speeding cars to raise her dress, not an air grate.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
 

Malt, now now, do i sense you being jealous?

Posted by Shra | Report as abusive
 

Gives new meaning to the term “Singapore Sling.”

Posted by FriscoJohn | Report as abusive
 

Unboycotting now. :)

Posted by lceel | Report as abusive
 

Munroe look is back??!! :-O

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

@Shra, I’ll answer in haiku.

Shoes, shoes, shoes and shoes:
And for the guys: salmon bars!
No equality!

No fab abs at least,
And very few melons too;
There we are equals.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
 

And yes, I did look at the bouncies :D

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

Reminds me, when are the Golden Globes?

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive
 

Oh yes, high five indeed! :D

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

justCAM, good one.

fwd079 – The Duchess might have read this blog – careful!

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
 

@Malteser: *sigh* She’ll understand, that no one can take her place… *dreams*

Posted by fwd079 | Report as abusive
 

fwd079, I wonder how you’d take a Duchess with Golden Globes. I think this is the closest you can get:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0864761/awar ds

Only problem is, it was a male that ended up with a Golden Globe.

Posted by Malteser | Report as abusive
 

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