Come back, Sarah, it’s not too late!
Blog Guy, you look pretty upset. What’s wrong?
What do you mean?
Two days ago, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie opted not to run. Donald Trump flirted with a bid, then dropped out.
The great ones are disappearing, and it’s not even 2012 yet! How can I replace the likes of Palin and her version of Paul Revere’s ride? I may as well just hang up my blogging license and become an ornithologist!
Calm down, Blog Guy. Step back from the edge. That corncob guy is still running.
He is. And that congresswoman is still in, too. Remember her corn dog photos?
The one who wished Elvis Presley a happy birthday on the anniversary of his death? She’s still in?
I believe so, yes.
Huzzah! Corncob Man and Corn Dog Lady are still in! I suppose now I have to learn their names?
It probably wouldn’t hurt, Blog Guy.
Right: Real estate magnate and television personality Donald Trump speaks in Las Vegas, Nevada April 28, 2011. REUTERS/Las Vegas Sun/Steve Marcus
Bottom right: U.S. Republican presidential candidate and Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann reacts as she puts mustard on a corn dog at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines, Iowa, August 12, 2011. REUTERS/Daniel Acker
Left: Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney (L) looks at an ear of a corn during his visit to AgVision Agriculture Software, as CEO Jose Laracuente looks on in Ankeny, Iowa May 27, 2011. REUTERS/Brian C. Frank