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October 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I have a complaint.

Like many of your readers, I mostly come here for news about fashion on the planet Neptune, but you haven’t had any since last February. Back then, you said fashion photos from the Hubble Telescope showed krunkwads were getting longer for the next season.

Now, what news on the Rialto?

Wait a minute, Ace. That Rialto thing is just a line from “The Merchant of Venice.”

So I don’t write all my own stuff. Big deal. I still need the latest fashion news from Neptune.

Okay, these recent photos show that women will be revealing more phleng this season, to the delight of…

Excuse me, Blog Guy, but that one model, with the camouflage covering her phlengboings.  Isn’t that Vladimir Lenin’s face on her collar?

Um, er, yes, it is.  My mistake. Only SOME of these photos are from Neptune. That other one is from Minsk.

Minsk? What a shame. They could sell that blouse in a heartbeat in the swankier Kwolies of downtown Neptune….

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Top and right: Models present creations by Belarusian designer Dmitry Prigozhayev during the Festival of Vanguard Art, Mammoth 2011 in Minsk October 2, 2011.

Bottom right: Models present creations by Belarussian designer Natalia Bodilovskaia during the Festival of Vanguard Art, Mammoth 2011 in Minsk October 2, 2011. The sign reads “Lenin lived, Lenin lives, Lenin – respect and respect.”

REUTERS photos by Vasily Fedosenko

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looks like none of them consume mass quantities.

interesting watermelon bra in that bottom picture.

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive
 

Sure they got plenty of Phleng, but can they do the Kessel run in less than 12 Parsecs?
I didn’t think so.

Posted by Nosmo_King | Report as abusive
 

R-E-S-P-E-C-T….Lenin’s what it means to me.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T….Lenin, TCB.
Sock it to Minsk, etc., etc.

Posted by Moonshine | Report as abusive
 

@Georgia – They use WATERMELONS for camo in your part of the country? Brilliant!

Posted by Moonshine | Report as abusive
 

is this the same person who created the costumes for Battlefield Earth?

Live long & prosper…Join the OE Blog Network!

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive
 

@Georgia…First one in front kind of resembles Diva Plavalaguna in “The Fifth Element.” Must be the Neptune variant.

Posted by FriscoJohn | Report as abusive
 

That leading lady in the top picture has such a nice bucket of Mojitos on her head, completed with drinking hoses!

Posted by uncarastus | Report as abusive
 

Love the phleng tag on this one Blog Guy! But I’m more of a ploobdirv man myself.

Promote interplanetary oggling, join the OE Blog Network

Posted by jclimacus081 | Report as abusive
 

Time to narfle the Garthok.

Posted by Billl | Report as abusive
 

Boooooooooooots!

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

Adelaide might have been at that fashion show:

Take back your Minsk
Take back your pearls
What made you thinsk
That I was one of those girls

Posted by 69Spinster | Report as abusive
 

These creatures have long extensions on their feet parts. One hopes they don’t fall and bust their jorgums!

Posted by justCAM | Report as abusive
 

Sometimes I feel I’ve got to walk the runway,
I’ve got to hold sway
For the plain folks who want to tear at the heart of me.
The food we share seems to show nowhere.

And I’ve lost my lunch; I toss every meal.
I can’t eat…it’s just not right!
Once I ran to you
now I’ll run from you.

This model life I’m living
I give you all an alien could give you.
Take my meals and that’s not nearly all – oh
feinted love – feinted love.

Posted by GeorgiaPeach | Report as abusive
 

@Georgia: love it:-D

Posted by jclimacus081 | Report as abusive
 

thanks, jclimacus081. must say I had expected to hear from you on the Rialto quote….

Posted by rcbasler | Report as abusive
 

Trust me Blog Guy, it didn’t go unnoticed or unnappreciated
I hear those Neptunians have an affinity for the Bard, or as they say Wyffnu Skaknir

Posted by jclimacus081 | Report as abusive
 

Ah so I see V’Ger and Captain Decker’s kids are all grown up! Where does time go eh?

Posted by iflydaplanes | Report as abusive
 

Ooooh, fashion with watermelon bars instead of salmon bars just in time for Halloween!

Ah, BG, the quality of mercy is not strained; however, whatever is flowing through the feeding tubes is!

Posted by Onedoor | Report as abusive
 

Third model, first picture – is that a Neptunian hourglass figure?

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