News, but not the serious kind
Sizzling hot fashions from a cold planet
Blog Guy, I have a complaint.
Like many of your readers, I mostly come here for news about fashion on the planet Neptune, but you haven’t had any since last February. Back then, you said fashion photos from the Hubble Telescope showed krunkwads were getting longer for the next season.
Now, what news on the Rialto?
Wait a minute, Ace. That Rialto thing is just a line from “The Merchant of Venice.”
So I don’t write all my own stuff. Big deal. I still need the latest fashion news from Neptune.
Excuse me, Blog Guy, but that one model, with the camouflage covering her phlengboings. Isn’t that Vladimir Lenin’s face on her collar?
Um, er, yes, it is. My mistake. Only SOME of these photos are from Neptune. That other one is from Minsk.
Minsk? What a shame. They could sell that blouse in a heartbeat in the swankier Kwolies of downtown Neptune….
Bottom right: Models present creations by Belarussian designer Natalia Bodilovskaia during the Festival of Vanguard Art, Mammoth 2011 in Minsk October 2, 2011. The sign reads “Lenin lived, Lenin lives, Lenin – respect and respect.”
REUTERS photos by Vasily Fedosenko