Get a grip, models!
Lamar, we’ve got another expensive fashion show to put on today, and our label is in the toilet. Have you found any more ways to save money? We just can’t afford a first class runway production.
Bless you, Lamar! How did you do it this time?
By not renting backstage dressing rooms for the models. You can’t imagine how much that saves!
Are they okay with that?
Well, they were a little concerned about their personal belongings, what with no lockers for storing their suitcases.
I told them to just carry their own luggage on the runway and make it look as natural as possible.
Lamar! How natural can it look if a model is carrying her fricking suitcase in an international fashion show?
Boss, Boss, Boss. These gals are pros! You’ll never even notice it!
Models present creations by Spanish designer Eulalia Mateos during the Pasarela Castilla y Leon Spring/Summer 2012 fashion show in Burgos, northern Spain October 5, 2011. REUTERS/Felix Ordonez