Comments on: Maybe the worst idea EVER?

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 23:23:17 +0000

@CrowGirl, I completely agree. Although I like to let them burn themselves out. It’s more natural that way.

By: uncarastus

uncarastus — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 12:35:11 +0000

Nosmo, I was a USN Corpsman for too many years to recount, after I figured out that being a Marine was kind of dangerous. Which put me right back with the Marines!

Our solution to pediculus pediculosis was to shave half of ‘the infected area,’ douse the unshaved half with napalm, light it, then stab the little crabs when they ran into the undoused area, with an ice pick!

By: Nosmo_King

Nosmo_King — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 11:17:01 +0000

Hey are they using the felons as sandbags, or as wet bags to douse the flames?
If so, they may actually be on to something here – and I would second using Burn-y Madoff in that capacity.

@Unca if you still have crabs, I think Doc can hook you up with some ointment for that

By: uncarastus

uncarastus — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 20:32:36 +0000

Hey, guys, this is George the Crab. At least I don’t think of killing Mom and Dad. Well, not that much, anyway!

By: GeorgiaPeach

GeorgiaPeach — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 20:23:09 +0000

Felonious firemen fiercely fight flames, finding fortuitous freedom.

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 19:43:58 +0000

Just wait. Soon the Blog Guy will be settling bets with someone’s firefighter’s felon.

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 19:16:13 +0000

Just because you like setting fire to something doesn’t mean you don’t want to put fires out. For research. Or something. Er…

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 18:34:19 +0000

@Unca: I’m glad he was adopted and isn’t your spawn. I’d be worried if you and Auntie Remus were producing crabs.

Then again, maybe George the Crab can accompany the firefighters, too, and shoot sea water to help put out the fires.

By: DoctorDoll

DoctorDoll — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 18:25:01 +0000

Unca, one of my Koi, BigWig, is a malignant narcissist.

By: justCAM

justCAM — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 17:28:12 +0000

@unca … So if you turn up dead we should suspect George?