News, but not the serious kind
We’ll always, always, always have Paris…
Blog Guy, it’s been TWO WEEKS since you’ve shown us fresh pictures of Paris Hilton! Are there no cameras left for her to stand in front of? Is something wrong? Should we prepare for bad news?
Excuse me? She’s at that level now, going to Polish strip mall openings? What’s that about?
As I understand it, she was supposed to cut the ribbon on the new meat department at a Piggly Wiggly down in Baton Rouge, but that fell through, so she needed something to do.
Ah, that makes sense. I notice in her arrival shot she doesn’t even have an elevator to ride. Is this her choice?
Yes, she prefers to arrive this way. Her contract has an escalator clause…
That was a pretty long setup for one stupid line, Blog Guy.
Hey, thanks! Coming soon, Kim Kardashian appears at a milkshake bar opening in Dubai.
Top: Paris Hilton smiles as she attends an opening ceremony of a shopping center in Katowice, southern Poland October 12, 2011.
Left: Hilton arrives at the opening ceremony of the shopping center.
REUTERS photos by Bartlomiej Barczyk/Agencja Gazeta