Peel faster if you wanna be president!
Blog Guy, I’ve been trying to get a job in the exciting outdoor food service industry, and there aren’t any. Do you know why?
Yes! That’s what happened to me! I tried getting work peeling potatoes in Ireland, and they gave the position to a presidential candidate, instead!
Sadly, it’s happening everywhere. Penny-pinching owners of public food stalls are finding VIPs more than willing to do the work, without even having to get pesky health department certifications and stuff like that.
Look at these photos. Sarah Palin serving hot dogs, Kate Middleton flipping pancakes…
Even Tim Pawlenty watching his presidential campaign shrivel up like a porkchop.
Labor Department statistics show that by 2014, 86 percent of the fast-food jobs in this country will be done by politicians, and it’s the same in other countries, too.
No, but if it’s any consolation, this Irish guy has to live with himself after posing under a sign saying “The Speedypeeler.” That’s a humiliation that’s going to linger…
Top: Irish Presidential candidate Martin McGuinness peels vegetables during a visit to Ballinasloe Horse fair as he continues cavassing for votes, October 8, 2011. REUTERS/Cathal McNaughton
Bottom left: U.S. Republican presidential candidate and former Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty grills pork chops at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines, Iowa, August 12, 2011. REUTERS/Jim Young
Right: The fiancee of Britain’s Prince William, Kate Middleton, flips a pancake during their visit on Shrove Tuesday to City Hall in Belfast March 8, 2011. REUTERS/Cathal McNaughton