Pushing shakes for a sheikh?
OMG, Blog Guy! A few days ago, in an item about Paris Hilton helping open a shopping mall in Poland, you said, “Coming soon, Kim Kardashian appears at a milkshake bar opening in Dubai,” and here she is!
Come on, it wasn’t hard to predict. I mean, the woman was married less than two months ago, she is thought to be the highest-paid reality star on television, so why wouldn’t she go to Dubai to promote a milkshake bar? It just makes sense.
Get with the program. Kim already launched a fragrance, four months ago.
I missed that. What about Paris Hilton, then? Can we expect a fragrance from her?
Sigh. Paris launched her fragrance years ago.
Say, Blog Guy, why don’t you have your own fragrance, if every other doofus gets one? It’s just the sort of flimflam we’d expect from you.
What is the memorable catch phrase you use in your ads?
“Who wouldn’t want to smell like this?”
Gosh, it’s hard to believe folks didn’t go for that!
See, the SARCASM is spreading already.
Top: TV personality Kim Kardashian poses with a milkshake during a news conference in Dubai October 13, 2011. Kardashian is in the United Arab Emirates to launch the opening of a milkshake bar at the Dubai Mall on October 14. REUTERS/Jumana El Heloueh
Left: Kardashian poses as she launches her perfume at a store in central London, June 8, 2011. REUTERS/Paul Hackett
Bottom right: Reality TV star Paris Hilton poses with her new perfume outside a night club on the Champs Elysees in Paris, May 10, 2005. REUTERS/Charles Platiau