Comments on: Pushing shakes for a sheikh?

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 19:00:22 +0000

Maybe Kim Kardashian wants to be part of the Escape Club.

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:57:20 +0000

@Unca: Yes, but can you say, “Pancakes and pansteak” three times fast?

By: uncarastus

uncarastus — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 17:11:43 +0000

I do believe that it is now time to use a couple of pancakes to wrap up a nice steak. Who elses wants a pansteak? Get them while they’re hot! Get your pansteak!

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:19:45 +0000

@Sarabelle: Thanks for understanding the gravity of the matter. You’re right about what the Blog Guy needs to do.

I heard that the marketing campaign for SARCASM almost really went awry until the marketing team wisely rejected this tag line:
SARCASM: As if you’d really want to wear this stuff.

By: sarabelle

sarabelle — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 01:36:20 +0000

You know BG, I agree with Spin, if you want to shake the flimflammery, you’ve got to slap on some SARCASM and sell yourself! It’s time to get serious with your life, just like Paris did with hers…

By: iflydaplanes

iflydaplanes — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 22:48:15 +0000

Mr. B. I applaud you on your excellent use of “flimflam”. Few are able to pull that off so seamlessly. Bravo sir, bravo.

If I had to choose between Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, I would pick Katy Perry.

By: jclimacus081

jclimacus081 — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 20:17:46 +0000

here’s mine:
Evoke SARCASM
What would you rather do, eh?
Slap a vodka jug?

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 19:14:06 +0000

@jclimacus: Good point. I’ll suggest a starter haiku, but I’m sure that you, @AllThatJazz, @FriscoJohn, and the other haiku-writing commenters will have some good ones to add:

Why try SARCASM?
Ornithologists wear it
And they’re the experts

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 19:13:17 +0000

@Ladylala: Perfect marketing campaign. Your dear Lamar would be immortalized forever in a doughnut-shaped bottle. Maybe closed with a cork. That you open by slapping the bottom.

By: Dave_not_dave

Dave_not_dave — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 18:06:35 +0000

Ahhhhh, now it makes sense. I heard a commercial on the radio while I was in Dubai the other day, and I THOUGHT they said Kim Kardashian was going to be at the Dubai Mall – like it was a big deal – but I just chalked it up to a mis-interpretation, because surely that would be a sign of the apocalypse….