News, but not the serious kind
Suddenly, it’s GREAT to be Ronald!
Blog Guy, awhile back you showed us lots of spam you were getting by mistake. It was meant for a guy named RONALD Basler. He seemed to be having a pretty rough time, what with debt, depression, a leaky roof… Have you checked on him lately?
What makes you say that?
Check out his latest spam, above. It looks like Ron’s got a sweet gig in the lucrative postcard-sending field.
Plus, folks are offering him good deals on cars and insurance, and he might be planning a getaway to Napa.
Best of all, love is in the air, and Ronald may be getting a Russian bride. Perhaps he’ll pop the question to her at the Outback, while they…
Hang on just a damned minute, Blog Guy! I can’t help noticing that Ronald is also getting spam from your own Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop!
Well sure, we might as well get some of his money before he squanders it all on his Russian bride at that steakhouse.
But…but…but…Why would you send spam to Ronald when you KNOW it’s just going to come to you?
Hey, I like museum deals as much as the next guy, and Natasha says I don’t take her out enough…
Top: Screen grab of my spam basket
Right: An Outback restaurant is seen in Riverside, California February 5, 2009. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
Left: Fishermen drink and watch a newly married couple kiss on a bank of the Yenisei River in Divnogorsk, a town south of the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, August 13, 2010. REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin