News, but not the serious kind
Taking a stand for a place to sit?
Blog Guy, nobody has better connections to the 2012 political campaigns than you do. I’ve heard that President Obama has chosen his official campaign slogan for the presidential race.
I presume it’s “Yes we can,” since that worked so well for him in 2008?
Don’t say where you got it, but the Reelect Obama slogan will be, “Please Seat Yourself.”
Huh? “Please Seat Yourself?” What does that even mean?
I guess it means, you know, Americans have been standing too long, waiting for others to get chairs for us, and now it’s time to find our own places to sit.
My sources say the Democrats have even printed the slogan on some trial placards for Obama’s approval.
Um, “Employees MUST Wash Their Hands?”
President Barack Obama walks past a statue of a pig in a chef’s uniform as he arrives to meet diners at the Countryside Barbecue restaurant in Marion, North Carolina, October 17, 2011. REUTERS/Jason Reed