Comments on: Farewell to the Gaddafi Goof-O-Rama

By: Malteser

Malteser — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 08:02:08 +0000

Hah..glad you like that! Shra, you should have said it’s fan-tase-tic. Would be more in character.

By: jclimacus081

jclimacus081 — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 20:47:46 +0000

@Malteser: a standing ovation!!!

By: Shra

Shra — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:33:42 +0000

Malt, that is fantastic!!!
I am saving this..

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 14:22:36 +0000

@Malteser: Fantastic! Oddly Enough: The Musical is practically ready to go into rehearsals now.

By: Malteser

Malteser — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:37:13 +0000

The musical idea is brilliant Shra… we’d have a track called “You’re the One that I tase!” and it would go like this, (with apologies to Newton John and Travolta)

B: I got pains.
They’re multiplyin’.
And I’m losin’ control.
‘Cause the tasin’
you’re supplyin’,
it’s electrifyin’!

G: You better dumb down,
’cause I need a fool.
and my eyes are set on you.
You better dumb down;
you better not learn
to my heart just be a fool.

B: Nothin’ left, nothin’ left for me to know.

Both: You’re the one that I tase.
(you are the one i tase), o,o, oo, honey.
The one that I fry.
(you are the one i fry fry), o,o,oo, honey.
The one that I shock
(you are the one i shock shock), o,o, ooooo
The one idiot.
Oh, yes idiot…

By: Shra

Shra — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 07:09:25 +0000

BG, I think you have enough material to come up with a OE Blog Musical…
Leading actors could be JC, Spin, Malt, FriscoJohn, LadyLala, Georgia…
I would be in the audience, making sure no one learns..

By: Malteser

Malteser — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 12:43:20 +0000

@Spin, thanks. I hope the BG recovered by now. I can imagine him singing to the tune and remembering the goofy Muammar, all the while with tears shedding down his cheeks…

By: CrowGirl

CrowGirl — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:39:43 +0000

Nosmo – I am LIKING “lead lobotomy”.

By: 69Spinster

69Spinster — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:48:49 +0000

@Malteser: Bravo! Bravo! Neither Patti Lupone nor Madonna could have said it better.

By: Malteser

Malteser — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 12:01:29 +0000

I just uncovered a small poem written by Muammar, addressed to the BG.

“It won’t be easy
You’ll think it strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your blog!
After all that I’ve done
You won’t believe me.

All you will see
Is a man you once knew
Although he’s dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you

I had to let it happen
I had to change
Couldn’t stay all my life chased by rebels.
Looking out of the drain pipe
Staying out of the sun
So I chose freedom (fighters)
Running around trying everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it too.

Don’t cry for me Mr. Basler
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don’t keep your distance

And as for fortune and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world
They were all I desired
They are illusions
They’re not the solutions
They promise to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you and origami!

Don’t cry for me Mr. Basler

Don’t cry for me Mr. Basler!
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don’t keep your distance

Have I said too much?
There’s nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do
Is look at me to know
That every word is true.”