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Blog Guy, as the proprietor of a very visual blog, can you tell me the easiest way to get people to look at a photograph?
Sure. Just tell them not to. It’s simple reverse psychology. For example, DO NOT look at the picture in this blog.
Okie dokie. You got it, Blog Guy.
Wait a minute! Hold on. You’re REALLY not going to look?
Of course not. I know you must have a good reason to tell me not to look, and whatever it is, that’s enough for this simple country girl.
Then you’re one person in a billion. Nobody else would…
Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!!!!! It hurts so much! My eyeballs are exploding!!!!!! What have I done? What have I done?
You’ve restored my faith in humanity, that’s what. Have a great weekend.
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People watch the Breitling Jet Team perform aerobatics over the Mediterranean Sea from a beach in Tel Aviv October 19, 2011. The team, flying seven L-39 Albatros jets, are the largest civilian aerobatic display team in Europe and are based in Dijon, France. REUTERS/Amir Cohen
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Almost Blue Angels?
guys can get cellulite too? Wow. BG has taught me something today.
BWAHAHAHAHA
“Jewels,” the young woman I mentioned some time ago, once told me that if I ever got cellulite, it would be around my lips.
Ooooo and Shra’s just been itchin’ to use that taser since she got back!
Where are the Salmon Bars when we REALLY need them! Unfair!
(Pass the eye-bleach, please)
I likey airplanes. I think the chick needs to get her roots done. Ladies no doubt you would agree it’s like she has a black hole on her scalp!
When you’re right, you’re right. But when you’re thong, you’re very, very wrong.
And here I thought the world was ending YESTERDAY.
That’s my sister!
(With apologies to justCAM.)
See, Spin, it’s all in the timing. justCam has that one down, he owns the line….
@spin … that could be your brother.
A haiku appropriate for the day:
Than which has been seen
cannot be unseen. I get
the eye bleach next, please!
@inebgreen – I would say that the salmon bars got swallowed along with the suit…
@justCAM and Blog Guy: OK, I acquiesce. Who knew there was a timing and ownership issue? I’ll go back to my own thing: haiku.
That’s quite the outfit
For watching the jet air show
Israeli fashion?
Yeaaaaahhh!!! Georgia, thanks for taking this zap…
Zappppp……
Has William Sonoma’s made a specific memory eraser?
And just when I thought my monday morning could not go any weirder…
BG … I’m wondering why you didn’t tag this post with Victoria’s Secret? That’s clearly where he got the duds.
– justCAM “That’s my sister!” ©
@Shra, RE Memory Eraser: I think I saw one on top of the president’s bus during his recent bus tour through North Carolina, but I can’t quite remember.
I had no idea it was possible to have fat elbows. I’m sort of impressed.
Ahh, thanks Moon.. Guess I will have to browse through their catalogue now.
@justCAM: For what it’s worth, that can’t be my brother. He doesn’t like to wear red.
Breitling jets fly past?
Just wear your red thong buddy
and pose for the shot!!