Comments on: What’s this-here doohickey for? News, but not the serious kind Fri, 16 Dec 2011 14:56:44 +0000 hourly 1 By: CrowGirl Sun, 30 Oct 2011 20:54:40 +0000 Thank you Frisco, I knew someone would. :)

By: Malteser Fri, 28 Oct 2011 10:56:35 +0000 Another contribution for the OE Musical…we really ought to save all these songs…This time, apologies to Tom Jones…

Spy on them POTUS use satellite
Infrared to see them move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot them right
I’m gonna like the way they fight

Now you found the secret code I use
to blast away their lonely blues
So I can’t deny or lie cause they’re
the only one we will make’em fly.

A-bomb, H-bomb, it’s a big bomb!
You can shred it for me, when I need to make it go,
A-bomb, H-bomb, it’s a big bomb!
And baby please don’t turn it on.

No don’t get me wrong ain’t gonna do you no harm (no)
This bomb’s for lovin’ just don’t ask that Lamar though,
There’s no real target but come help tonight,
Let’s shred this A-bomb right!

Make it explode and oh you’ll know
your route to jail it won’t be slow
And yes, I must react to claims of those
who say that you are not all that.

By: egeria Fri, 28 Oct 2011 09:44:12 +0000 Ahhhh, so that explains the smoke in my house Wednesday, Baz. And here I thought it was the fire next door. Tut tut, I’ll know better next time!



By: Shra Fri, 28 Oct 2011 08:03:46 +0000 Reminds me of Spider-Pig’s crap-filled silo Homer tried to dump into Lake Springfield…

By: iflydaplanes Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:19:57 +0000 Nah it’s not a nuclear bomb. It’s just an old crapper-tank from an RV that some skateboarders slapped a bio-hazard band sticker on.

By: FriscoJohn Fri, 28 Oct 2011 00:34:32 +0000 @CrowGirl: I’ll give it a try. Apologies to Burt Bacharach and Dionne Warwick.

Do you know the way to Amarillo?
I might’ve been passing through, but kept on going to Dalhart.
Do you know the way to Amarillo?
I need a place where I can blog and not depart.

Just ask the OE Blog fellow.
He posts a pic and we just wallow.
In an hour or so comes humor gallow.
Than after that a song might be born
And all the bloggers that never blogged
Are posting their from night to morn.

You can really blog in Amarillo
And learn a trade, something like disarming nukes
Get a hammer and a screwdriver
Orange juice and vodka not a fluke.
Fun and glory is what we find
And blogging helps pass the time.
With poetic license you can turn a phrase
Words pour out and waltz away
So there you are without a care
You hit Enter and blog away.

PanTex is a real nice factory
Disarm a B53 and you’re a star.
Make the nuke, or two, into a hybrid car.
Shredding optional, next wait for the B54.
And all those bombs still to come
Blog on, have I gone too far?

I’ve got lots of friends in Amarillo.
Do you know the way to Amarillo?
Can’t wait to get back to Amarillo.

By: inebgreen Fri, 28 Oct 2011 00:16:52 +0000 If the job is to big for a thingamajig, you can handle the job with a thingamabob. Doohickies are another topic entirely.

By: Dave_not_dave Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:49:06 +0000 Usually, the doohickey is next to a thingamabob. Neither one will likely provide you the results you expect.

By: CrowGirl Thu, 27 Oct 2011 19:22:29 +0000 I had no idea that the way to Amarillo was lit by nuclear bombs…

By: 69Spinster Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:32:13 +0000 Looking at the name of the bomb, I guess it didn’t come from Planet Claire. That was the prior bomb.