Bag? What bag, Baby?
Hi Michelle, Sweetie, it’s me! I’m calling on my new iPhone, from Los Angeles. Where are you?
I’m in the produce section, surrounded by apples and oranges and pears. You remember, we’re making that big push to see that city residents have access to fresh, nutritious foods.
Oh, right! Good luck with that, Michelle.
Barack, are you chewing on something? Are those fried chicken wings?
Fried chicken wings? OF COURSE NOT, Michelle! How could you even THINK I would do that, especially while you’re busy promoting healthy eating!
Barack, is that a bag from Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles?
The one you just wadded up and stuffed down your shirt, Barack! You haven’t learned how to turn off FaceTime on your iPhone yet, have you?
I CAN’T HEAR YOU, MICHELLE! The cell reception is HORRIBLE here in LA! I’ll call you back after lunch! I mean….
Top: First lady Michelle Obama gestures during a speech at a Walgreens store Chicago’s Englewood neighborhood October 25, 2011. REUTERS/Frank Polich
Right: Michelle Obama listens to Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel. REUTERS/Frank Polich
Bottom right: President Barack Obama and U.S. Rep. Karen Bass (D-CA) walk out of Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles with a take-out order of chicken wings in Los Angelesm October 24, 2011. REUTERS/Jason Reed