Attention! Everything has been recalled!
Blog Guy, I guess you’ve been reading about the huge recall of cantaloupes because of that deadly listeria outbreak?
Yes, but recalls in general are coming too fast to count. In the past month, we’ve had stories about recalls of lettuce, candy, ice cream, pine nuts, brewers yeast tablets, prawns, soy burgers, kale chips, spinach, organic eggs, frozen tuna…
Your Equinox? Did you see that GM just recalled 36,000 of those and GMC Terrains to fix the tire pressure monitoring system?
No! Okay, I’ll return the tuna on my motorcycle, then.
I hope it’s not one of the 308,000 motorcycles that Harley-Davidson just recalled because of rear brake light switch problems.
It’s probably just as well. They just recalled a bunch of those because of an “explosion hazard.”
Fine. I’ll just sit here and starve. At least I’ll be comfortable in my glider recliner.
Oh, about that. Big Lots just recalled about 375,000 of those because of an “entrapment hazard.”
Jeez! And I moved up here to Wisconsin because I thought I’d be safe!
You live in Wisconsin? I see they’re trying to recall your governor…