News, but not the serious kind
The Runway’s Got Talent!
It’s the same old story, Lamar. We’ve got a major fashion show today, but we can’t afford to pay professional models. You always manage to come through with models on the cheap. Any luck?
FREE? Huzzah! But how did you work that?
Oh. Well, they’re under the impression we’re having a reality TV talent show, so they each get to do a little “act” on the runway.
What? What the hell kind of “acts” do they do while modeling our designs, Lamar?
Uh, Tiffany will break out in a little tap dance. It’s very impressive to see in her stiletto heels, Boss.
Sigh. What else?
There’s Hulga. She does kind of a bawdy vaudeville song and dance number. She can really belt it out.
There’s Professor Pinhead. He comes out in flowered underpants and makes his head look really small. It’s quite a sight.
Just wait’ll you see the professor’s head disappear completely, Boss. You won’t be complaining then… OKAY! EVERYBODY BACK ONSTAGE FOR THE BIG FINISH!
Top: A model nearly falls as she presents a creation by Chinese designer Qi Gang during a fashion show at China Fashion Week for Spring/Summer 2012 in Beijing October 27, 2011. REUTERS/Jason Lee
Right and left: Models present creations at the YanaStasia show during Volvo fashion week in Moscow October 27, 2011. REUTERS/Sergei Karpukhin