Keeping away from the Kardashians
Blog Guy, I’m a fed-up, angry American. Enough is enough!
You must mean the Kardashians?
Of course! They’re everywhere! Now the mother has written her “memoirs,” and that daughter that got married like a week ago has already filed for divorce. How many of them are there, anyway?
Wikipedia says there are 652, but I agree it seems like a lot more. Kardashians breed rapidly and have a short gestation period.
You can buy software to filter them out of your Internet feed, but in a few years, when we have U.S. President Kardashian, that will become problematic.
I pay extra for a cable service that delivers certified Kardashian-free content. Of course, that only leaves me with two channels, but it’s worth it.
Is there anything I can do to keep myself and my family away from this scourge?
Move to Yemen. It could be months before they show up there.
Top: Kendall and Kylie Jenner pose with their sisters Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian as they arrive at the 2011 People’s Choice Awards in Los Angeles, January 5, 2011 REUTERS/Danny Moloshok
Right: Book cover
Left: TV personality Kim Kardashian arrives at the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles, August 28, 2011. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok