Perhaps you recognize my large chest?
So, pal, what do you do for a living?
What do I DO? I am FABIO!
I am an actor and a model!
Oh! Have I seen you in anything?
Probably. I played the Handsome Man in “Scenes from a Mall,” the Blind Date in “Boogies Diner,” and I have done numerous cameos.
No. The short kind.
Hmmmm. You do look familiar.
I am also a spokesman.
Spokesman, huh? For what?
I can’t believe it’s not butter.
What, this stuff on our plate isn’t butter?
No. I am a spokesman for I can’t believe it’s not butter!
Ah, I don’t watch much TV.
Do you read? I write books and my bare chest is on the covers! Perhaps you have read “Rogue,” “Comanche,” “Viking…”
Yeah, whatever. So what’s the deal with your hair, anyway?
Top: Actor Joe Pantoliano (L) speaks with actor and model Fabio Lanzoni at the National Italian American Foundation Gala in Washington October 29, 2011. REUTERS/Joshua Roberts
Left: Book cover
Right: Screen grab