News, but not the serious kind
Think she’ll notice if we take her purse?
Lamar, where did you get the models for today’s fashion show?
From my psychiatrist. They’re all in therapy for various things, so they’re happy to have the work.
Oh sure, Boss, most of the ones with violent tendencies turned down the gig. My shrink says one of these chicks is being treated for narcolepsy.
You mean the excessive urge to sleep at inappropriate times, such as while at work, huh? I bet I can spot that one.
Lamar, the rest of the models aren’t even stopping to help her.
Yeah, those would be the members of Doc’s therapy group for the totally self-absorbed. He says they’re not making much progress…
A model lies on the catwalk as part of the show as models present creations by designer Mary Ma and Mark Cheung’s Haute Couture 2012 Collection during China Fashion Week in Beijing, October 31, 2011. REUTERS/Jason Lee