Say “I’ll be back,” Duchess….
Blog Guy, it’s me, the one you got hooked on pictures of Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge.
So, do you have anything fresh? The quality doesn’t have to be great as long as it’s her and it’s new.
Hmmmm. What if she’s smiling like she’s in a religious cult, and she has glowing red Terminator eyes.
I can handle that.
And what if she’s performing in a hard hat with a Village People tribute band?
Oh, it’s the real duchess.
Why are you testing me with hard hats and red eyes and stuff, anyway?
I just want to see if you’ve hit rock bottom yet.
And have I?
You’re not even close.
Thanks. Say, you got any recordings of that tribute group to sell me?
Britain’s Prince William (L) and his wife Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge visit the UNICEF emergency supply centre with Denmark’s Crown Princess Mary (2nd R) and Prince Frederik in Copenhagen, Denmark, November 2, 2011. REUTERS/Arthur Edwards/POOL
Bottom left: Publicity photo from “The Terminator”