Remember to bring protection, honey
Blog Guy, I’m worried sick! I heard there was some problem with protecting Paris Hilton. Is she okay?
They were hurt while protecting her?
No, they were fired FOR protecting her. Our story, Elite Polish cops sacked for protecting Paris Hilton, says three police commandos were told to resign or they would be fired for serving as Hilton’s bodyguards during a recent appearance at a shopping mall opening.
Wow, that sounds kind of harsh. So what did they do wrong?
Well, I can’t be bothered to do research, so I’m just guessing here, but I imagine Poland must have a law against protecting Paris Hilton. I think a number of countries have similar laws.
No way! An actual law against protecting Paris Hilton! Do you think we should have a law like that here in America?
I guess so. Or maybe a Constitutional Amendment….
Top: Paris Hilton arrives at a hotel in Poland for the opening ceremony of a shopping centre in Katowice, southern Poland, October 11, 2011. REUTERS/Dawid Chalimoniuk/Agencja Gazeta
Left: Hilton presents a creation by Ukrainian designer Andre Tan during Ukrainian Fashion Week in Kiev, October 15, 2011. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich