Are these the missing links?
Blog Guy, I want to order one of those elaborate fantasy photos you set up for your readers. You know, the really strange stuff, like that hotel suite with chocolate furniture, and like Sylvester Stallone’s bathroom, and…
What did you have in mind?
Let me stop you right there. it’s November. My fantasy photo budget is almost gone, and I can’t manage anything that elaborate.
How about a guy drinking what looks like a bottle of vodka, with sausages hanging from his hat?
Are you kidding me? Sausages?
It’ll be tasteful. He’ll have a nice earring, and the sausages will dangle at a jaunty angle. I’ll post it in my blog.
If you’re using a photo like that in your blog, this must be a Sunday. So what will happen to that guy drinking with the sausages?
He’ll wake up tomorrow with the wurst hangover…
Top: A competitor with sausages on his cap, drinks during Europe’s biggest sausage festival, in Bekescsaba, southeast of Budapest, October 29, 2011.
Right: A competitor attends Europe’s biggest sausage festival, October 29, 2011.
REUTERS photos by Laszlo Balogh